coworker 1: hey why aren't you chipping in for the pizza?
me: i'm not gonna have any
coworker 2: why not?
me: i'm vegan
coworker 1: how can you tell if someone's a vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
me: she asked me
coworker 1: hey guys we found the vegan!
With Veganism you give nothing up. You just stop taking that which is not yours.
|—||Jamison Scala (via cleanbodyfreshstart)|